quote [ Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice — handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it — was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit. ]

quote [ Two elderly Chinese women who applied to demonstrate at official Olympic protest zones have been ordered to serve one year each of reeducation through labour, a human rights group said. ]

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quote [ Singer hit by beer at concert
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Jackson Citizen Patriot

A performer at a free concert Saturday night at Michigan International Speedway shouted, ``Anyone got a beer?''

One cool can of suds soared from the audience onto the stage, and then another, striking country singer Pat Green between the eyes. ]

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quote [ The American people should be eternally grateful to Old Europe for having spiked the Bush-McCain plan to bring Georgia into NATO.

Had Georgia been in NATO when Mikheil Saakashvili invaded South Ossetia, we would be eyeball to eyeball with Russia, facing war in the Caucasus, where Moscow's superiority is as great as U.S. superiority in the Caribbean during the Cuban missile crisis. ]