Thursday, 26 January 2012

Ralph Shortey, Oklahoma State Senator, Introduces Bill Banning Aborted Fetuses In Food

quote [ "People are thinking that this has to do with fetuses being chopped up and put in our burritos," Shortey told NewsOK. "That's not the case. It's beyond that." ]

THIS is what we call full retard. I chose the Huffpo article because the other article had that annoying Meebo text highlighting crap. See extended for blog expanding on this story and another pro-life political loon.

Science blogger that uses HEK cells expands on the issue (you'll have to get past his dickish writing).
http://scienceblogs.com/erv/2012/01/oklahoma_senator_concerned_abo.php

We got pro-life Superbowl ads again! By this guy! Hooray! (Actually I think it's pre/post game shows)
Since I live in a market where he bought airtime (Denver area) and plan on watching the game, I'm sure I'll get to see one!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/22/us/super-bowl-abortion-ads/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Here is his insane call for donations
http://www.terryforpresident.com/documents/tebow.pdf

Here is where you can see the insane ads. Don't worry - Since he's signed up as a democrat candidate for president, the stations can't censor any of the commercials.
http://www.terryforpresident.com/
[sci&tech] [by bltrocker@7:02pmGMT] [+10 WTF]

Comments

KingPellinore said @ 7:07pm GMT on 26th Jan
But...how will I get my Double McMurderburger now!?
DuncmanG said @ 7:54pm GMT on 26th Jan
Make it yourself!!
Ankylosaur said @ 7:10pm GMT on 26th Jan
psychotim said @ 7:12pm GMT on 26th Jan
Nobody has the right to deny me Popplers!
feldenglas said @ 7:22pm GMT on 26th Jan
Well that seems perfectly reasonable and rational.
lilmookieesquire said @ 7:22pm GMT on 26th Jan
The 11th ingredient!
Anti-fuites said @ 7:23pm GMT on 26th Jan
Finally this important issue is being addressed
scojam said @ 7:47pm GMT on 26th Jan [Score:3]
From a HP poster "I know everyone is having fun making jokes about Soylant Green, etc; but take a moment to consider the specific wording of this bill:
"The manufactur­e or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses."
This would include any medicine or treatment that was made using stem cell research. Several vaccines - including Hepatitis A, chicken pox, and the rubella component of the MMR - are manufactur­ed by culturing the virus inside cells that are derived from aborted fetuses. This bill would outlaw the sale or use of the most common form of those vaccines in Oklahoma. (The cells they're grown in were derived from fetuses that were aborted over 40 years ago. The continual use of fetal cell lines in vaccine manufactur­e does not cause the destructio­n of any embryos.)"
papango said @ 3:42am GMT on 27th Jan
As it says in the article, this bill won't do that. It is only about food or products that contain (rather than use) aborted human fetuses. They talk about the issues of stems cells in research into sweetners and say that it wouldn't cover that.
bltrocker said @ 4:21am GMT on 27th Jan [Score:2 Informative]
Right. The whole issue stems from this retard seeing some pro-life propaganda and misunderstanding it even more than it's already skewed. Yes, human embryonic kidney (HEK) cells came from an aborted fetus once upon a time. The thing is the cells were immortalized (turned into forever-multiplying cancer cells) and are used in cell research everywhere. They are great cells because they are very much like a blank slate that you can put whatever you want in or on them (e.g. a receptor of interest) and observe the results. Using these cells gives you a human cell without most of the messy cell machinery that could confound delicate experiments.

In this case, the contracted scientists are using them for something like maybe testing the response of certain receptors that they put into these cells to flavor compounds, then using that data to optimize a soda formula. It's absolutely retarded to think they are using altered HEK cells themselves as a flavoring ingredient, let alone that you would find a little slimy fetus foot in your Mountain Dew.

FYI HEK cells are so far removed from what they originally were that Australian HEK cells behave differently than American HEK cells that behave differently than Japanese HEK cells.
papango said @ 4:45am GMT on 27th Jan [Score:1 Informative]
Although, if you do find that fetus foot, you win a snowboard.
ComposerNate said @ 11:30am GMT on 27th Jan
What has made them "so far removed from what they originally were" I believe was various splicing with living mouse cells to encourage growth, cell repopulation.
pleaides said @ 1:38pm GMT on 27th Jan
THINK OF THE SOULS
lilmookieesquire said @ 8:07pm GMT on 26th Jan
Isn't it a HUGE waste of donations and money to spend pro-life donations on advertising dollars during the superbowl? I wonder how much of a tax write-off that is...
sacrelicious said @ 8:21pm GMT on 26th Jan
I would also support a ban on aborted fetuses in food. I don't think it's happening ever, but yeah, it should probably be banned. in fact, it probably is already, though not specifically.
GordonGuano said @ 9:13pm GMT on 26th Jan
I imagine pro-lifers have a broad enough definition to include eggs.
endopol said @ 9:17pm GMT on 26th Jan
Would you support a ban on your mom's aborted fetuses in food? Or just wait for a general ban on human-flesh?
ckfahrenheit said @ 6:43am GMT on 27th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
Aborted fetuses aren't ripe enough. They should be banned on flavor considerations alone.
sacrelicious said @ 6:48am GMT on 27th Jan
but the meat is so tender!
ComposerNate said @ 8:42pm GMT on 26th Jan
De_Wr0ng said @ 10:24pm GMT on 26th Jan
Wulf said @ 12:55am GMT on 27th Jan
sherlock said @ 9:11pm GMT on 26th Jan
Why is Congress wasting its time with this when it could be doing something productive like banning Shariah Law?!?
mechanical contrivance said @ 4:12am GMT on 27th Jan
Would you please explain why you want restaurants adding human fetus to the food they serve?
b said @ 6:57am GMT on 27th Jan
Tastes better than MSG?
bltrocker said @ 2:58pm GMT on 27th Jan
NOTHING tastes better than MSG
RedRiverRat said @ 8:09am GMT on 27th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
Oklahoma! O-K-L-A-H-Oh- Fucked up- Yay!, Oklahoma, OK.

(it's a song, if you didnt get it)


And I live here. Thats my state rep. Makes me wish I was back in Louisiana where everyone knew and accepted that it was a corrupt racket and meh, ok, so long as it works and you dont fuck with us
RedRiverRat said @ 8:13am GMT on 27th Jan
http://lifehacker.com/5720706/how-do-i-get-a-job-when-i-have-no-relevant-experience

My ex-wife was big into theater so I can honestly say I fucked Ado Annie. Unfortunately, she thought other dudes seemed OK too. anyways
RedRiverRat said @ 8:16am GMT on 27th Jan
wait, what? copy/paste linkey fail. too personal, too late but at least I should get it right. *sigh*



goddamit
KingPellinore said @ 1:00pm GMT on 27th Jan [Score:1 WTF]
KingPellinore said @ 7:46pm GMT on 27th Jan
Jackman actually started out doing musical theater. He's got a great set of pipes and is a fantastic dancer, to boot. He's been cast as Jean Valjean in the upcoming film of the musical Les Miserables.
rndmnmbr said @ 2:43am GMT on 28th Jan
Somewhere, in some dark corner of the internet, I read an article on a woman who cooked her miscarried fetus in a stew and fed it to her family for some fucked-up woo-woo reason. It was a blog post. There... there were pictures.

it was... it.. *shiver* there are things man was not meant to know.
Barnabas_Truman said @ 8:14am GMT on 28th Jan
I note with interest that the bill only bans food containing aborted human fetuses.
jerv said @ 1:07am GMT on 29th Jan
Soylent Green is made from adults, so is that still legal?

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