He is also important to the Planetary Federation of Sex Elves.
trench - ""
jewbaccus- "If you remove these balls, you can ionize me, but i'll fight you to the fucking death"
Class1Product- "I'm super into fisting"
Finished Sentences (thanks assbastard, f00m@nB@r, mrcookieface):
not Nostrildamus - "LOL he has no power to stop Hezbollah donuts from being dunked in israeli coffee"
not warmseat - "It will be interesting to see her blog or her vulva"
not Redox - "Wow, I didn't know waterbondage.com was my mom's personal blog"
not fedhax - "I was looking for ideas more along the labial folds of Tyra Banks during an explosive period."
maybe sacrelicious - "yeah, well the way she dresses she's asking Joan Rivers to make snark camp in her tuna roll."
